mayouri
mayouri means good fortune, auspiciousness, health and happiness. she’s the goddess of goodness, charm, vitality and all things vegan. mayouri is a goddess who loves everyone, all animals, and is their caretaker. she is someone who will bring auspiciousness, good luck and well-being to your life. but you don’t want to get on her wrong side!
mayouri is the most adorable women on the planet
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when someone beats someone mercilessly, especially around their head area. i’m a bouncer at a strip club. sometimes when guys don’t follow the rules, the boss lets me “shrink their heads”.
- hundstage
/hoond•stahga/ noun: informal 1. a term of germanic origin meaning quite literally dog stage. objectively; the dog days of summer, or oh! no! this sh-t again? as the president left the podium at the press conference, the cnn reporter shot back; ‘sir, will any other comedy acts be following tonight’s hundstage?”
- armstrongism
when you are afraid to fish a tournament and you make up any excuse but at the end of the night you are at the bar trying to f-ck a fat b-tch. brian came down with a severe case of armstrongism when asked to fish winter blues on wheeler.
- leaky battery
whilst receiving head the girl attempts to deep throat but instead throws up and uses the stomach acid as lubrication. “bro, this girl gave a ‘leaky battery’ last night; i kind of enjoyed it.”
- moogabe
a black dictator who wants a university named after him, by forcing white farmers to donate tens of thousands of cows, whose sale will help fund it. voters in zimbabwe couldn’t wait for the next election to vote out the nonagenarian moogabe, who refuses to step down, although his days are numbered.