Mayrena
defines a female swimmer with a supreme lack of pessimism, loves abuse, and, in her spare time, stares slack-jawed into the distance. there is also reason to suspect that, regardless of apparent hair color, she is truly a blonde. typically is rather well endowed.
see also: narcissist; you will find many pictures of herself that she took herself on her online profiles.
douche of a coach: today we’re going to swim the eliminator!
mayrena: yay!
douche of a coach: and you can’t breathe!
mayrena: yay!
fellow swimmer: hey, mayrena.
mayrena: yeah?
fellow swimmer: nice b–bs.
mayrena: yay!
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