a strange little weirdo girl who gets turned on by cows. she’s my best friend and we do some weird things. like throw farms on the ground, find ways to make glitter glue explode and we have glitter wars with zion. so really we like glitter and she’s really good at math. plus she’s half deaf!😉
person one: hey maysan! it’s a cow!
maysan: oh my god! how big are it’s utters!?

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