Maysday
june 28th, a day in which the legacy of billy mays is remembered.
maysday activities include the burning of shamwows, wearing a royal blue polo with khakis and a white t-shirt underneath, running around asking people if they are on the ball, and most importantly, yelling.
on 4chan, /b/ is renamed /billymays/ on maysday and /b/tards are encouraged to type in all caps. this is where the holiday originated. originally, every monday after that was to be maysday, but it was changed to every june 28th.
“hey man, it’s your buddy here, what’re you doing for maysday?”
“i bought this polo at walmart for only 19.95! it looks like a $30 value, but it’s only $19.95!”
“amazing!!!!!”
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