Maytag Rodeo
maytag rodeo – when a female sits on top of a vibrating washing machine with an unbalanced load during the spin cycle for s-xual satisfaction. yeeeeehawwww
jenny to rachel “i’m really h-rny but i can’t go clubbing tonight. i have to go to the laundrymat and do laundry.”
rachel to jenny “me too. i guess we could always go play maytag rodeo tonight.”
yeeeeeeehawwww!!!!!
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