Maytag


a prison term for a young inmate who performs s-xual favors for a dominate top in exchange for protection.
i gotta get me a new maytag…’cause my boy just got sprung.
prison slang for submissive h-m-s-xual male who becomes a literal slave of dominant male master and performs all the master’s ch-r-s as well as providing s-xual service to the master on command, which may include “tossing salad (-n-lingus), performing f-ll-t–, receiving -n-l penetration or even performing s-xual favors to other prison males as prost-tute being “pimped out” by the master. the term is derived from the popular maytag brand of clothes washers which were advertised to “keep working and working and working….” without malfunction – essentially what the prison maytag must do for his master.
“do you believe little louie was big joe’s maytag in the joint and now that they’re out joe pimps out louie to toss salad for anyone willing to pay $20.”
in water sports: when you get sucked underwater and are spun around by the current so that you don’t know which direction is up, as if you were caught in a washing machine spin cycle
steve got maytagged on his first wave, poor guy
a high-cl-ss male prost-tute, usually hired for jobs such as bachelorette parties for very rich women; or they may come to the wives of ceos or senators during the day, disguised as a personal fitness trainer, or yoga instructor.
elaine: i heard sharon’s barchelorette party was ballin.
kathy: yeah?
elaine: oh yeah, i heard the pizza man turned out to be a maytag.
a woman that can take large loads of s-m-n at a time.
that maytag we gang banged last night took every last drop like it was the last supper.
tray b-tch-someone does something for you, in return, you (the maytag) take their tray to the depository of trays
dude, lee gave me some cookies so i’m his maytag for the week.

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