Mazatlazul
the little blue deer (mazatlazul) is the breath of life sent down from heaven. mazatlazul is truly a mother’s greatest gift from life. he is the messenger and protector of the soul. mazatlazul is a powerful medicinal plant with courageous heart. he is an indigenous healer of cambodian and mexica heritage. he walks the path of the comp-ssionate and peaceful warrior. mazatlazul is an eternal child full of happiness, hopeful love, ancient wisdom, and he is the future leader that will unite the world and create peace on earth. he is a mother’s dream come true.
mazatlazul can heal all wounds with just a smile.
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