mazel toss
the act of using a bagel stuffed with cream cheese and lox into the whole and masturbating with it and then exclaiming “mazel toss!!” while ejaculating. various s-xual fantasies can be fulfilled with using different types of bagels.
simon: i thought i heard someone scream in pain and turned out it was just saul. he was finishing a mazel toss when i walked in on him. disgusting! he used the rest of my lox too.
bernie: nightmare! was he using pumpernickel again? he likes ’em dark.
simon: no, but it was a mini bagel. i think he like ’em young too.
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