MB
makeout buddies
hey linda wanna be my mb
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mb: (medium boto)- someone who evolved from “sb” (small boto) to “mb” . a “mb” has more than 1 chic and wants to lose their v-card to any girl, but no one wants to fck him .
mb: “i like lose my v-card before i leave .”
c1: “why?”
mb: “cause i like practice before i come there.”
c1: “what about c2, thas yo chic.”
mb: “naw, she’s just another girl, i still finna talk to her tho for practice .”
a shorter version of my bad
joe: ur a b-tch
sally: no im not
joe: oh ok mb
mb stands for megabyte, or 1 000 000 bytes.
not to be confused with:
– mb: megabit (8 megabits = 1 megabyte)
– mb: millibyte (theoretical)
– mb: millibit (theoretical)
– mib: mebibyte (1 048 576 bytes)
– mib: mebibit (1 048 576 bits)
capitalization matters!
that guy: the file is 5 mb
me: you mean 5 mb?
that guy: ya whatevr
that guy: ur pedantic
me: …
short term of m-st-rb-t-
mb is the best policy
mb = maybe.
a shortening that has occurred due to lazy internet gamers not being -rs-d to type in 3 more letters.
often used in conjuntion with 1337, leet, omg, wtf and other internet gamer words.
conversation between two gamers:
1st gamer: so did you own him?
2ndgamer: no his rail aim was uber leet 🙁
1st gamer: you gonna hack his computer then?
2nd game: mb
the need to ‘spank the money’ or ‘choke the chicken’ & etc aka m-st-rb-t-.
guy: “i haven’t mb’ed for a long time..”
dude: “lol, gross..”
guy: “joking, i do it for the lulz.”
morning b-n-r, usually when a man wakes up in the morning and has a m-ssive erection.
man, i’ve got a huge mb right now!
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