MBAG


acronym for “my b-lls are growing.” used to describe feelings of swelling pride upon a great success, epic achievement, or otherwise awesome act. also may be used to describe an incident in which ones b-lls might actually be growing, in which case medical help should be sought immediately.
dude, did you see me picking up that chick? mbag!
sticking m&m’s up your b-lls for s-xual pleasure, then letting your partner eat them off.
” d-mn, she m bagged me good last night”
a scr-t-m with a letter m on it. usually seen on extremely f-cked up mario queers.
guy: -f-cks girl hard-

girl: -moans-

guy: -j-zzes in girl’s p-ssy-

girl: -looks at guy’s m bag- omg, i had s-x with a f-cking nerd!

guy: oh sh-t! -teleports away like a…wierd…person?-

girl: what the f-ck?

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