mbating


to touch yourself….it is the poor man’s term for masturbating.
“hey alana, what is your hand doing under the pillow?”

“well, i was just trying to keep ma hands warm, but your mbating is making me uncomfortable.”
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this is slang for masturbating, the short way of saying it. also the less embarr-ssing way of saying masturbating when speaking around adults and strangers.
ex. i caught him m.bating two times!
ex. i really enjoy a m.bating in the afternoon.

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