mbm


stands for mom behind me. this is used when you are texting on the phone and u don’t want the other person to send inappropriate language to you, the person behind you does not have to be your mom just someone you don’t want seeing anything.
guy: you’re so s-xy
girl: hold up! mbm
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m-ss bowel movement, when 5 people or more gang up and go take a cr-p in the same toilet so as to plug it up
-what’s that smell?
-the janitors had an mbm because they wanted higher pay
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mildy bellied male- a phrase coined by patrick roberge, it’s the response to “bbw”, where the man is not fat or significantly overweight, but does still have a belly.
“i’m not fat, i’m a mbm!”
married black male, married african-american male. same as mwm but black. usually found in cl-ssifieds, etc
mbm looking for a mbw for a discrete hook-up.
mom behind me. used in aim to tell the perosn your mom or some one else is behind you and to keep converstion clean.
bill: lets smoke that weed on sat-rday

bob: mbm

bill: wat you doin this weekend?
made by man
that movie was so mbm.
mitchbond moment: the complete misspelling or understanding of a given word’s definition.
that car is susidle man!

this ontray to the meal is great!

wow, you guys had real mbms there!

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