McBane
the arnold schwarzenegger of the simpson’s universe.
me:
hey! mcbane, your’re shoes are untied!
mcbane:
this must be some kind of trick, but just in case…
time p-sses…..time p-sses……………………………………………………time p-sses………
mcbane:
upon closer inspection, these are loafers…..
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