The Beard is a Lie


used to show that a supposed method of beard growth is a scam and actually won’t help you grow a beard at all. the phrase is parodied off the “the cake is a lie” meme.
salesman: excuse me, but i couldn’t help notice that pitiful excuse for facial hair that’s attached itself to your jaw. might i interest you in trying some miracle beard grow? it’s only $29.99 a jar.

guy: -rubs face insecurely- uh…well…

good samaritan p-ssing by: the beard is a lie.

guy: no thanks. -walks away-

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