McBlowJob
an act of oral s-x, performed on a male, when a female either smears a mcflurry on his genitals before beginning and/or begins performing oral s-x with mcflurry in her mouth. m&ms or oreos are optional.
“i loved giving that mcbl-wj-b, i barely even noticed the terrible taste i usually get in my mouth.”
mcbl-wj-b – 1. a bl-w j-b done in a manner that is quick, easy, “good tasting,” and cheap. however users may feel sick, and can be left with something that doesn’t leave their body.
2. a bl-w j-b done for a burger or treat from mcdonald’s.
3. a bl-w j-b done in a fashion that is comparable to a drive through service, and may in fact be a drive through. the act of driving and fast service, or “service while driving for a “snack.”
1. a: “i thought i was in heaven when i got a mcbl-wj-b in the back of the club! but d-mn, that ho gave me herpes”.
b: “i gave that guy a mcbl-wj-b in the back of the club, but he came so hard i got sick”.
2. a: “i really didnt want to suck it, but i was hungry and he promised me a quarter pounder with cheese.”
b: “there’s no way i would suck it on a normal day, he stunk, but i really wanted that apple pie.”
3. a: “i didn’t even call her first. i just drove to her house didn’t even knock, walked in and got a mcbl-wj-b!”
b: “she wasn’t sure how it would work, so i grabbed her head pulled it through the p-ssenger window and received my mcbl-wj-b”
c: “i almost crashed my d-mn car when i was trying to drive and enjoy my mcbl-wj-b with extra ketchup at the same time”.
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