McBLT
when two heteros-xual males are forced by unforeseen circ-mstances to share the same bed. the two males start out laying at extreme edges of the bed to “keep the hot side hot and the cold side cold”. however, most end up unconsciously spooning in the middle of the bed at some point in their sleep.
herero guy 1: “uh oh. there are two of us heteros-xual guys in this hotel room, but only one bed. i’m calling the front desk!”
hetero guy 2: “it’s cool. we’ll just mcblt this.”
hetero guy 1: “hot side hot, cold side cold!”
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