McBottage


when you go b-lls out on a diet for about a week with the plan to become an adonis so you can actually get laid. when it doesn’t yield results then you regress back into a sniffling pile of self loathing upon which you jam nothing but mcdonalds down your throat and whine like a b-tch on how much your life sucks!
robert: “oh no, here comes chris on his mcbottage diet!”

chris: “you guys are a bunch of -ssholes…”

mike: “just sit down and stop crying over your mcnuggets.”

chris: “this place sucks and i hate my life!!”

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