McBrainWashed
being brain washed to love mcdonald’s from an early age, and to -ssociate mcdonald’s with all happy thoughts, like birthdays and parties and holidays.
in super size me, morgan spurlock conducts the following interview with little kids who have sadly been mcbrainwashed:
“morgan spurlock: what is this a picture of?
child: i don’t know. george w. bush?
morgan shows the camera that it is actually a picture of jesus
morgan spurlock: to kids i’m gonna show you some pictures and i want you to tell me who they are.
children: ok.
morgan spurlock: showing a picture of george washington who’s that?
child: george washington?
children: good. who was he?
children: he was the 4th president. he freed the slaves. he could never tell a lie.
morgan spurlock: shows picture that you can’t see who’s that?
child: george w. bush?
morgan spurlock: no. that’s a good guess though.
shows picture and its a picture of jesus
morgan spurlock: who is this?
shows a picture of wendy
child: wendy!
morgan spurlock: nice!
morgan spurlock: who’s that?
shows picture of ronald macdonald
child: macdonald, ronald macdonald.
child: macdonald!
morgan spurlock: what does he do?
child: he helps people at the cash register.
child: he works at macdonald’s. i love the pancakes and sausage!
child: he brings everyone of his friends to mcdonald’s for a happy meal
morgan spurlock: where have you seen him?
child: on television, on the commercials.
child: he’s the character that made mcdonald’s, and he does a lot of funny stuff on tv. “
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