McCallie School

place where one can find his inner heteros-xuality with countless moments of h-m-erotic behavior. home of ted turner, the dell guy, and cleveland latham.
every book in the mccallie school library has at least one page with a p-n-s drawn on it.
a place where cliff redish sucked b-lls
cliff sucked b-lls on the fifth floor
the coolest f-ckin place on earth. the place to be if you got a p-n-s. burn in h-ll baylor! you were born in your mothers -ss!
1. ” dude mccallie just beat baylor’s -ss for the seventh year in a row!”
2. ” gettum mccallie!”
the school where gay kids go in tennessee.
mom: recently i found out our son was gay.

dad: lets send him to the mccallie school in chattanooga.

mom: but we live in nashville, two hours away!

dad: who cares he is gay! also they lost to baylor school 3 times in one year! he needs to get used to losing.

mom: he will probably have fun in the locker rooms anyway.
the place where a vast amount of young men gather to have -n-l s-x with each other on a daily basis. girls are something that you will never find here because all of the f-ggots scare them away!!!cliff sucked his fathers 2 inche w-ng and put the c-m in mccallies soup of the day every day .
if you go to mccallie you are an example, because you are all zalis dueches
pedophiles paradise with more than a hint of h-m-s-xuality. their shower parties are legendary which they include big orgies of little boys performing -n-l s-x ,oral s-x, and hand jobs to all that are in need. i went there last year and they turned me gay. if you are h-m-s-xual, i would highly suggest mccallie in chattanooga tennessee. all the kids there look like n-z-s because they all perform hitlers (verb, to hitler someone; ie, smudge p–p on their upper lip, creating the illusion of a hitler-style moustache. usually performed while the victim is sleeping.) on each other every morning. they are known for their chili, because they all have man b–bs and chili dog each other. they are also known for their trombone ensemble, because they give each other rusty trombones on a daily basis (the act of performing -n-l c-nn-l-ng-s while reaching up above the t-st-cl-s to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. it is then customary for one of the males to then give a quick blow into the -n-s for good luck, the lips blowing into the -n-s sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. this was introduced to the americas in the late 50’s.)
dont drop the soap at mccallie, because they penetrate each others brown starfishes with their extremly small wing wongs. (well you can if you are h-m-s-xual)
a deacent school on the tennessi river in chatanooga, tennessi. has better atletics than baylor schoo, but baylor wins on academics. i’m going to mccallie for sixth grade, but my brother went to baylor. they’re both excelent schools so everyone just stop talking sh-t about them. poeple like that should be blasted to h-ll! by the way, the dell guy went to mccallie but later got arrested for smoking pot. also, baylor has a larger. prettier campase but mccallie is more technologically advanced.
r-t-rd #1: baylor has ugly girls and they suck b-lls.
r-t-rd #2: mccallie takes it up the -ss all day since it is a all boys school. they enjoy sucking c-ck.
me: go f-ck yourselves!!!