McCance


n. a frightfully unintelligent, cowardly “man” who secretly likes d-ck, but is so utterly unattractive that he can’t get any, even on the down low. so, he resorts to tactics, such as promoting violence toward children who get bullied in school for being gay. he believes he lives in the middle ages, and that this sort of behavior is acceptable since it’s tolerated in his trailer park.
stay away from mccance, over there. he says that he’ll wear purple after every gay kid commits suicide.

look at that mccance searching for a piece of scripture in the bible to support his excitement that aids has taken another life.

your buddy, mccance, got busted at the rest stop for desperately grasping hold of an undercover cop’s d-ck with his mouth.

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