McChurch
any “seeker sensitive” church that seeks to draw in new members by focusing more on entertainment of the members, rather than transforming their lives. similar to megachurch but much more derogratory, the mcchurch features un-challenging milktoast theology for the m-sses, a music team that resembles a corporate band more than a committed team of talented church members, and sanitized “christian” versions of cafe’s, fitness centers, and food courts so as to further line the church’s pockets and insulate the members from the outside world. such churches generally cater to caucasian, middle cl-ss, suburban families who are able to drive for miles to the nearly rural locations of these 4 acre campuses.
geez, have you been to that new mcchurch up on freeway yet? i’ve never seen more fuv’s and pt cruisers since that last jimmy buffett concert.
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