when you’re mate runs away from your squad in fortnite and gets obnoxiously and brutally annihilated then has the audacity to complain that there squad are bad teammates for leaving them.
the cr-ppy fortnite player: why tf did you leave alone to die there ffs!?
logical, good fortnite player: mate, you were the one that mcclarence-d.
- change the tires
“change the tires” or “changing the tires” refers to replacing the damaged aluminium foil cone on a homemade temporary weed pipe. friend: “hurry up i haven’t had a cone in ages” me: “sorry mate i need to change the tires” friend: “hurry up man”
- youre a b*tch
basically it’s when someone is saying you’re a female dog, or it’s just a insult towards a woman if you called them a female dog which causes them to take “offense”. “hey girl you’re a b-tch”
- so moist
describes the perfect condition of wetness. a multi-use statement used to describe anything from food to a bodily orifice. these brownies are so moist. my p-ssy is so moist. he pumped his nut in my -ss and now my bung is so moist. i just sharted myself. my cheeks feel so moist now.
name of a king. comes from the line of greeks from alexander the great. the stamatios family can be traced to many battles in spartan times. alexander the great forged a mighty alliance with the stamatios tribe.
a person you would normally spell things incorrectly, and example of this is the mental disability “dyslexia” they also cannot buy games for themselves, and rely on others to buy them for their own pleasure. “hey gimmi, you getting the new rainbow six p-ss” “yeah, but i gotta wait on blank to buy it”