McClurg
a euphemism for an adult male, usually over 30 years of age, who holds a dead end job paying no more that 30,000 dollars per year. a mcclurg may also live with his mother, or at least in the bas-m-nt of a relative. another defining characteristic of a mcclurg is a heavy five-o-clock shadow that never seems to go away no matter how much he shaves.
man, my teacher is such a mcclurg.
verb
1. to take completely the opposite view to the rest of intelligent society in order to be awkward and provoke a reaction.
example
a – “hey, all the jews deserved to die in the holocaust, i mean overpopulation was a real problem back then anyway!”
b – “oh you young scoundrel, i see you’re doing your hourly mcclurg again!”
a – “global warming is obviously not an issue and doesn’t effect me in the slightest!”
b – “oh you! that mcclurg was particularly fine today my good chap!”
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