mcdonald’s commercial
an mtv-inspired music video with mcdonald’s food in it.
in other words: commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote mcdonald’s life-threatening fast food—when in actuality, mcdonald’s has probably agreed on a joint contract with the riaa to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. in describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like “delicious”, “mouth-watering”, “fresh” or “spicy” are replaced with words like “s-ssy”, “hip”, “funky” or “s-xy” (i.e. try our new spicy chicken wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, s-ssy cheese and topped with a sweet and s-xy sauce!).
i turned the channel to what i though was a music video. timbaland’s song was playing and a bunch of kids, dressed like pharrell williams were roller-skating and doing tricks in the middle of a skating rink. lights were flashing everywhere and the girls and guys were flirting. i waited for timbaland to appear but instead the commercial ended with the kids eating double cheese burgers and skating at the same time…then that notorious “bada ba ba ba!”
all of this for a f-cking hamburger? your typical mcdonald’s commercial.
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