McDonalds Shit


a sh-t where if you eat too much mcdonalds, you will pay for it. a mcdonalds sh-t consists of a large cr-p that comes out slowly. very slowly. the sh-t will sometimes pause and leave you in pain. they take an estimate of 20 minutes. if you want to be sure you will have a mcdonalds sh-t make sure you have lots of mcnuggets and lots and lots of coca cola.
mcdonaldsee- whoops. i’ll be in the bathroom for an hour.

person- why what the h-lls wrong?

mcdonaldsee- i just ate 40 chicken nuggets and 3 large c-kes i got a mcdonalds sh-t
a sh-t taken that is so large and distinctin color that it looks like something that would be served on a bun at mcdonalds.
oh my g-d, i just took the nastiest mcdonalds sh-t

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