McFoose
a mcfoose is a short stumpy giggly grizzly that has a huge harry happy trail which connects from his lower back through the taint and continuing to his frontal black hole of a navel (horseshoe shape). he often mistakes other people’s girl friends as his own but then realizes that whackin his shriveled chode to animated or asian p-rn is easier than getting off the couch to meet a hungry mate. also being able to eat his corn infested moldy toes and being able to have his sweaty swampy fruitbasket resting on your face is a plus for a possible mrs. mcfoose. a mcfoose may also somtimes carry around two wok pan sized nipples and a binder full of yu-gi-oh cards.but if you need to find a mcfoose you can def find one in the virgin catagory. peeeeeeeeace.
i recently asked my friend mcfoose how his night went after the bar when he brought that girl home:
he replied…”it was great….we were watching pokemon and things got hot n heavy but when i took off my clothes, i hit her with my nips and strangled her with my jungle taint”
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