mcfuck
shorthand for ‘mcfly is a fat f-ck’.
hey, mcf-ck, lose some weight.
1) h-rny teenage couples in their droves flock to mcdonald’s for cheap, disgusting “food” every weekend. sometimes, dipping the fries in those nasty little ketchup tubs gets too s-xually suggestive for them, and they head off to the toilets to bang each other. they think it’s risque, but almost everyone in mcdonald’s has no soul and no shame; their faces are deeply buried in greasy, supersized cr-p, so they barely notice the kids sneaking off for a mcf-ck.
2) mcdonald’s employees that are sh-gging at work are “mcf-cking”. presumably, the experience of being “mcf-cked” would lead to some serious “mcshame”, but as afore mentioned, those that spend large amounts of time in mcdonald’s have no souls, or personalities for that matter.
“shall we go to mcdonald’s and get a mcchicken sandwich? we could sneak off for a quick mcf-ck too, if you wanna?”
“norman and shirley were mcf-cking at the end of last night’s shift. i only noticed because i’m new here and still could go to heaven”
verb, used by a p-ssed off mcdonald’s employee.
employee to annoying kids: hey, you nd your friends get the mcf-ck out of my restaraunt!!
a big mac inside of another one
yesterday i had a mcf-ck..now i get the name.
an individual that truly has no soul. often referred to as a zombie, squeaks like a little girl, complains continually, cries over frivolous activities, and frequently urinates the bed like a little girl afraid of the boogie man in her closet.
often referred to as the mythical character “salad fingers” because of this individuals insatiable liking of rusty spoons and collecting hair and fecal matter.
you’re such a mcf-ck! stop licking all the d-mn rusty spoons!
a disgruntled mcds employee
used it a sentence: what the mcf-ck.
1. someone you f-ck without emotional attachment.
2. a “f-ck buddy” that only temporarily fills a void.
“i was going to call my ex-girlfriend and see if she wanted to hang out for a while, but i was feeling lazy so i just called up my mcf-ck and f-cked her in the chic-fil-a parking lot.”
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