mcgigglestein
a rare creature that is found in the woods of downeast maine. it’s sole purpose in life is to mate. it’s gl-sses use thermal energy to identify females to try and seduce for the purpose of mating. through years of evolution it is developed pasty white skin due to it no longer needing to go outside. while it’s a simple creature, it’s able to trick inferior creatures to hunt for it. it’s diet primarily consists of brandy and any food provided by its trickery. it’s known for its unique trail of greasy residue it leaves anywhere it touches.
“i was outside drinking by the fire and i heard something it the woods, i think it might be a mcgigglestein”
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