mcgurk


a mcgurk is a very swift slap to the nuts often causing severe pain, to which the reciever will fall to the floor.
tim was getting j-zzy in the bar last night so george walked by and gave him a good mcgurk, then laughed as he fell to the floor.
(verb) to inflict severe pain and damage to friends and acquaintances by the administration of excessive quant-ties of alcohol, especially of an exotic, unusual, or unnecessary variety.

(expletive): “mcgurk!” – the cry of pain, shame, and self-loathing uttered when one realises that one has been mcgurked (q.v.)
(on waking, the morning after, in poor condition): “oh no, i’ve been mcgurked!”

(when meeting someone who appears to be suffering): “what happened to you?” “i got mcgurked last night”
a jewish n-gg-r. he is generally a poor f-ckface that lives in sewers, eats garbage, is a zionist, hates israel, and has a conspiracy theory for everything.
my pet mc gurk died recently, but i picked up another one on my way to the confectioner’s.
to be possessive, to keep all for one self.
stop mcgurkin the blunt.
hey don’t mcgurk the chips.

a secretive term for jerking off or masturbating in the presence of one who is unaccepting that a man needs to bust a load himself once in a while.
yo, let me get the laptop so i can mcgurk to nugget p-rn in the bathroom.
one who makes sh-t up to make his p-n-s seem big when in fact he has nothing more than a 1 inch, shriveled up, pos that couldn’t even please a 13 year old.
look at tom, he is mcgurkin to that teenager over there.

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