Mc’Itis


he sh-t your pants feeling you get when you eat mcdonnalds. the itis is brought on by an addiction to grease and salt, and is the after math of cramming food subst-tutes like double chz burgers down your gullet.
aw sh-t, i just ate 2 big macs and a half gallon of sugar. the mc’itis is gonna turn my guts inside out.

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