mcjizz
the creamy ‘sauce’ used to flavor the fillet o’fish at mcdonalds. in reality, that ‘sauce’ is just the s-m-n of a s-xually deprived employee, usually male, working in the hot, sweaty, back stoves. usual characteristics are an abundance of zits, quite skinny in body m-ss and has an obsession with star wars and star trek.
yeah, i just made a new batch of mcj-zz for the fillet o’fishes…barney, you’re up next, better get cracking, these things are going fast…seems to be a hit with the women…
to explode j-zz all over a mcdonalds hamburger
he mcj-zzed at mcdonalds
the -rg-smic feeling you get while/after you eat mcdonald’s
jim: wow i feel so good right now.
matt: why do you feel so good?
jim: i just ate mcdonald’s.
matt: oh, you’re still mcj-zzing.
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