McKelvey


an uncirc-msized p-n-s that is coated in sm-gm- and/or mold and obstructs the male pee hole making it very hard to urinate in a single direction.
“dude, you better get that mckelvey snipped off before that p-n-s cheese eats your whole d-ck off”
a hole that monkeys might fly out of.
traditionally an -rs-hole.
and monkeys might fly out of my mckelvey
when you wake up next to your teacher
holy cr-p, who’s car is in front of our house with a faculty parking tag? ross must have had another mckelvey last night.
a person who walks as if there is a wide stick up their b-tt. often makes poor decisions which will ultimately prove that the person is dumber than they look.
wow, look at mckelvey walk. looks like he has a bad case of swamp -ss
to get the urge to enter a word into the urban dictionary, particularly when -ssociated with a useless southerner of irish descent.
i feel a mckelvey coming on
a bad haircut or hairstyle
have you seen the mckelvey on that
someone who doesn’t know how to add words to the urban dictionary.

a f-ckwit
shut up mckelvey you gipsy

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