McLevels
qualifications supposedly of equal value to gcses or a levels but actually equivalent to coming next-to-last in a primary school egg-and-spoon race. mclevels are earned on the job by working at mcdonalds and other commercially minded academic inst-tutions.
“so wayne, tell me about your qualifications?”
“yes sir, i’ve got gcses in needlework and tobacco studies, a swimming certificate and two mclevels – one for smiling through adversity, the other for getting to work on time three days in a row.”
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