mcmac


a mcmac is the s-xual action of filling a womans v-g-n- with big mac secret sauce then eating it out, therefore byp-ssing the unbearable fishy taste -ssociated with a v-g-n-.
we went to mcdonalds and ordered 5 big macs, scr-ped off all the secret sauce and i mcmaced her all night
the most delicious and fattening of all mcdonald’s products. it can only be ordered from their secret menu, to access this secret menu you must punch a cashier in the face while shouting mcmac!! repeatedly. if the cashier is still alive, he must then (company rules) proceed to give you a mcmac.
cashier: sir may i take your order?
customer: why yes could i have a mcmac mcmac mcmac!
cashier: omg why would you pun…
customer: -jumps over register and continues punching cashier-
cashier: ok ok, here’s your mcmac

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