McMacken


a mistake made often when one attempts to say ‘mcchicken,’ a type of sandwich from the mcdonald’s restaurant chain. tends to result in the confusion of both the consumer and the cashier/drive-thru attendant, as no one really has any idea what’s being said.
“okay, i’ll have a big mac, large fry, a c-ke, a mcflurry, and a mc.. mcchick.. mc.. mac..”

“i’m sorry?”

“mcchick.. mcmacken? i’ll have a mcmacken.”

“i, uh, well.. say again, please?

“uh, mcmacchicken.. uh.. -walks away without order-

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