McNopoly
the condition in which john mccain continues to rearrange the economy to cater to people as rich as he is (worth 100 million plus, has 11 homes, his own private jet…).
john mccain would increase taxes on the middle and lower cl-sses, while decreasing taxes for anyone making more than $250,000. that would leave everyone below him working like slaves with no chance of ever breaking through – no matter how smart they are, no matter how hard they try, or no matter what they do in life to try to escape middle cl-ss. this mcnopoly would make him and his cronies happy because they would get to stay exactly where they are while your life continues to suck.
the mcdonald’s monopoly game where when you buy food there are monopoly pieces on it. a clever ruse by the fast food industry to get people to further gorge themselves with the hopes that they will become rich from such gorging.
jane: sweet! i got park place in mcnopoly! i’m half way to a million!
sally: too bad, you’ll never find boardwalk.
jane: i’ll supersize and eat value meals until i find it!
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