The Knoll
defined by others as a ‘counterculture’, this area of morro bay high school is tucked between the 500 and 400 hallways. across from the knoll is the p.e. area, and some noobs. it is a place where unwanted freshman with no friends are not allowed, along with screaming, whiny people like those that reside in the knoll’s enemy, sparta. to sit at the knoll, you can not just hobble on in. you must be invited by current or retired members. retired members are those that have graduated. knollians or knollites are what members are called. the knoll is home to many odd creatures. see nancypants.
people of the knoll:
– play dungeons and dragons
– play or hate world of warcraft
– play magic
– play or ignore the game
– speak fluent 1337
– program and/or build computers
– pwn.
freshman: dude, i want to sit at the knoll!
fellow freshman: seriously.. i’d like to eat burger king everyday while having a nancypants sit on me.
the yearbook: the knoll is a counterculture…
the people of the knoll: sweet.
kat: why are you guys at the knoll.
fleeing spartians: because you won’t come here, so we’re safe. also, we like this place better. we have better friends here.
sam: i take kat’s side on this.
the knoll: sure thing, tacomeat.
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