McPhone
the main phone used in a mcdonald’s restaurant. it is usually half-dead, coated in grease, and lost. therefore, every mcdonald’s employee must have their own cell phone.
mcdonald’s manager: d-mnit! where’s the phone?! i can hear it ringing! who used it last?!
mcployee: you mean the mcphone? i think it’s in the fried chicken rack.
and it is.
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