McPoop
when you take a dump in the bathroom at mcdonalds
fred ate 5 mcm-ffins and then took a mcp–p at mcdonalds yesterday.
mcp–ps are the sh-ts you take right after eating mcdonalds. one usually gets the mcp–ps after eating a mcdonalds item that doesn’t agree with you or after eatig healthy food for awhile and then going back to mcdonalds.
i had the mcp–ps for a day after that bigmac.
the p–p you have to take almost immediately after ingesting mc donald’s food.
i’ll be back in 10 minutes… i had a big mac for lunch and i have to go take a mc p–p.
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