McShlong


a mcshlong is an extremely large p-n-s, and certain indiviuals that wear tracksuits with goggles on them say this alot, because they think their p-n-s is huge, but is in fact tiny.
scally 1: arrr mate, i cant cross my legs ’cause my mcshlong gets in the way
scally 2: i know how you feel mate.
a very very very big d-ck.
hey man i just put my leg over my other leg and my mcshlong got squashed.

holy f-ck man, thats one h-ll of a mcshlong! i want it inside me right now!

you got pummelled in the -n-s by a mcshlong

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