mctrump
the donald trump hamburger only available at mcdonalds.
guy 1: welcome to mcdonald’s, what would like to order?
guy 2: uhhh gimme a sec, uh yeah could i get a mctrump please?
guy 1: and would you like to trump that for an extra large drink, extra large fries, and a gold plated staw?
guy 2: uhh sure why not.
guy 1: that’ll come out to 14.79 at the first window.
guy 2: hold up a second… i thought mexico was paying?
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