MDF


a semi-erect p-n-s.

name after the building material of the that name (medium density fibreboard) which is “not quite wood”.
she was not an attractive lady. when it came to performing my gentleman’s duties all i could muster was a poor mdf.
mini d-ld- forking, the act of sticking a mini d-ld- onto a fork then placing them in a formation on someones lawn. when the wind blows the d-ld-s sway in the wind. p-n-ses in the wind.
oh sh-t there are swaying p-n-ses in my lawn. looks like i got mdfed.
my dear friend
hey, thanks mdf!
mdf stands for most defiantely f-ckable, also a mlg halo 2 team ran by brandon in illinois
-hot girls walks by-
old man:d-mnnn that girl is mdf come here sweeeeetie

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