me aguitas


when somebody says or does something really stupid and makes the people around them feel ackward, embarrased or irritated; or a combination of all.
when a ponzu says something like “i like the way you drive my car, i wish you could drive me like that all day everday”and the other person then replies, “ay como me aguitas.”

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