me mate dave
he’s the geezer whos always down the pub propping up the bar after a long day in the white van, usually a tradesman of some kind. he lives down the local estate and is known by everyone “as me mate dave!” as he will do anything for you as he’s a kind hearted bloke whos full of energy and will talk to anyone about anything, especially after you’ve bought him a pint! ( dont call him david though, its too posh, and he thinks he’s been nicked!)
me mate dave can get you a bunch of knock off dvd’s before they’re even out in the cinema!
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