an endearing term for when someone does something stupid, as you would.
r-t-rded like me!
my girl loves prank calling the neighbors, even though she’s 30!
me thinks she’s me-tarded!
acknowledgeing your own idiocracy.
i am sooooo metarded for forgetting my birthday when ther is a party in my name
the inability to efficiently utilize the washington metro, mainly due to unfamiliarity with m-ss transit systems.
examples of metarded including riding the travel several stops in the wrong direction, switching trains at the arlington cemetery stop, and frequently missing,”doors closing, step back,” by 30 seconds or less.
a s-x bomb who lives in a parallel universe inhabited by long legged hotties.. rare appearances on earth are the stuff of legends. dielles , when sighted, have displayed a fondness for skinny dipping whilst sipping champagne.. be warned.. uve never seen an -ss like that !!!! man 1: doc how did it happen.. how […]
- digital sociopath
a person that doesn’t reply to e-mails or texts unless these are of immediate interest to themselves. these people are self-absorbed -sshats that are interested only in their personal needs and desires and have no concern for the effects of their behavior on others. john never replies to e-mails unless there’s something directly in it […]
efsauce is a general term that describes anyone who is completely socially r-t-rded, does not do drugs and spends their life chasing after women. they are rediculously keen and try extremely hard at everything, especially there appearance, this is what makes them lame. the type of person you avoid and run away from and silence […]
the female version of e-peen(aka e-p-n-s). also commonly used is e-t-ts. these are used a a discription for a females internet body parts. this is also commonly used to describe the female version of “flexing our muscles”. “i totally pwned that e-peen 1337-tard. no one can touch my e-gina!” a stylized and unrealistic presentation of […]
- el cajon surprise
when you pick up a hooker in el cajon, you are treated to the delight of her swamp -ss caused by the horrific humidity. i had some fun last night ’til the last hooker gave me an el cajon surprise.