mean invite


the phrase that an extremely salty person says whenever they don’t get invited to something because they feel ent-tled to be invited to everything. it is said as a joke but you can actually feel the salt coming from them as they say it.
tim: “what did you do on friday?”
jim: “oh i just had drinks at my place with a couple of friends”
tim: “wow mean invite m8”
jim: “f-ck off tim.”

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