meanbean


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1. n. a term for a woman’s cl-toris when she is turned on.
2. n. an actual ladyb-n-r

see: n. bean
see: n. ladyb-n-r
woman: “whew, i woke up with a mean bean when i had that dream about channing tatum making out with brad pitt”

me: “ew.”
1. n. a childish way of name calling denoting someone who is considered by the speaker to be mean.
2. n. a bean which gives you gas/ upsets your stomach.
3. n. the sharp bean in a beanbag.
billy: ha ha ha! -steals lollipop from baby-
baby: waaaaaaaaaaaah!
suzy: golly, billy, you are such a mean bean!

guy #1: -makes constipated face-
guy #2: “what’s your problem, man?”
guy #1: “dude, those d-mn blackbeans in my taco are real mean beans!

boyfriend: “hey, girl, lets makeout” -sits on beanbag- “sh-t, oh ow! wtf?”
girfriend: “sam, what’s wrong?”
boyfriend: “oh, i just sat on a mean bean!”

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