measurebate
jerking off over numbers; getting excited about product specs/features.
many people (especially guys) get excited about specs vs performance. “dude, it’s got 500 cubic inches of power” or “it can play hevc.”
vs someone who cares about what something actually does instead.
john’s measurebating over his new iphone 6. he won’t have it for a week but he’s all excited over how much better it is than his galaxy s3.
“that dude is a total measurebator. he never actually drives a car, he just reads magazines and talks about big engines.”
he prefers to measurebate over the magazine instead of actually using the product.
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