Melon Play
s-xual foreplay involving watermelon. whole melons with crafted holes can be used for penetration or slices can be used for manual stimulation.
“i just divorced my husband because he wasn’t into melon play. if he can’t f-ck a melon, he can’t f-ck me either”
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