Meat and Greet
when two parties knowingly meet each other for the first time (most likely over the internet), knowing that the key reason is to have intercourse.
friend: “so what ever happened with that girl that friended you on facebook?”
response: “in simplest terms, meat and greet. meat with an a”
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